Jewish divorce

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[FONT=&quot]A Jewish daughter says to her mother,[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]"I'm divorcing Nathan.
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

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[FONT=&quot]Her mother says .....[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman !
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion !
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari !
You get $2,000 a week allowance !
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away
Over 45 cents ?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

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[FONT=&quot]NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER ![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

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