Well, I went to see my pain psychologist yesterday. I asked him how he decided whether or not to commit a patient to the psych ward. He said I give them a tea spoon; a shovel; and a bucket. Then we go into a back room where there is a tub of water. I ask them how they would empty the water out of the tub. I laughed and said, "Obviously a normal person will use the bucket!" He said, "No, a normal person would pull the plug out of the drain. Would you like a room with a window?"
