Little ralphy on math

[Farmer1]

[FONT=&quot]LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She calls on Little RALPHY.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Then Little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Which one is married?'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.'[/FONT]
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[tuxen]

love ralph's. my cat's name is ralph lol

here one from i think you know what.
ralph giving lisa a card with a train saying "i choo-choo-choo-se you"