How did the tugboat get AIDS?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A fruit stand!
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A fruit stand!
