Canada Day !!
Thnx guys from one Canuck here
+35 °F
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
+32 °F
Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
+15 °F
Californians begin to evacuate the state.
Canadians go swimming.
0 °F
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
-10 °F
People in Miami cease to exist.
Canadians lick flag poles.
-60 °F
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
-80 °F
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-173 °F
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
-500 °F
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup !!
Almost forget The Canadian Car Chase
Code:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0isFjaXFUM
