A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??
*Go outside and pee in the garden.*
*If ants gather:- diabetes.*
*If you pee on your feet:- prostate.*
*if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.*
*if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.*
*if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer*
*Go outside and pee in the garden.*
*If ants gather:- diabetes.*
*If you pee on your feet:- prostate.*
*if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.*
*if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.*
*if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer*
