Thanks to NBS and the Buzz team we will be having a Aug Raffle coming soon!

A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any pineapples? " The stockboy replies "Sorry ma'am, we are out of pineapples, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning" The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the...

We will be having a raffle for a BuzzTV X5 I would like to thank NBS and the Buzz Team for the donation. The raffle is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess 12 hr The winner will receive a BuzzTV X5 I thought it would be nice to see places people have been or things they...

A guy goes to the Government to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee. "Okay, have you ever been in the military?" “Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5...

Thanks to NBS and the buzz team we are able to have another raffle. The raffle will be for a buzztv X5. I will post the raffle in a couple days.

> >  >> >> >> I recently went to see my doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age - I am past Seventy Five. >> >> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?' >> >> She asked, 'Do you...

Common sense........... A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. 'You grew up in a different world, actually an...

We will be having a raffle for a BuzzTV Classic I would like to thank NBS and the Buzz Team for the donation. The raffle is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess 12 hr The winner will receive theBuzzTV Classic From you I need the song ,original artist and year recorded...

Thanks to NBS add the buzz team we will be able to have another raffle. The raffle will be for a BuzzTV Classic. once Crazed receives the box I will post the raffle.

The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! The query: Dear Tech Support, Last year...

I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "That's disgusting" he...

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from...

"An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. He looked at the woman and laughed, "Hey old...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was...

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that...

Thanks to xayoz for donating the X5 back for re raffle. Thanks NBS, the Buzz Team the original donation. We will be giving away a BuzzTV X5 Special Edition to the lucky winner. The raffle is is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess 12 hr The winner will...

A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip. An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down. A short time later...

Thanks to xayoz for donating the Buzztv x5 back to Iptv We will have another raffle in a couple days Also thanks to NBS and the buzz team for the original donation

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom, making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife and mother of your children! I am leaving you. I want a divorce!" The...

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the...