A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip. An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down. A short time later...

Thanks to xayoz for donating the Buzztv x5 back to Iptv We will have another raffle in a couple days Also thanks to NBS and the buzz team for the original donation

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom, making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife and mother of your children! I am leaving you. I want a divorce!" The...

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the...

Thanks to NBS, the Buzz Team and crazes we are able to have another raffle. We will be giving away a BuzzTV X5 Special Edition to the lucky winner. The raffle is is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess for my wife and 1 guess for myself every 12 hr label them 1 and 2 The...

An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, ‘Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually...

An old retired engineer John was celebrating 75 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 75 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor...

We will be able to have a Raffle thanks to NBS and the Buzz Team The prize will be a BuzzTV X5

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. ...The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." The second kid replies, "Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he...

Father Johnny and father Jack are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father Johnny says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand , and heads back...

A group of men lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. From then on their games weren't the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the three blokes talking about the situation. She said, "You know, I used to play on my...

A clean little chuckle....Three male dogs encounter a beautiful female poodle and immediately fall in love. Well aware of her own charms and her effect on males, she announces, "I want a mate with brains, therefore I will only date the dog who creates an imaginative, intelligent sentence using...

Two Army boys, Leroy & Jasper, from the hills of Kentucky were promoted right from privates to Sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates,"...

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being...

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex: "Tarzan not know sex!" He replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said. "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!" Horrified, she said. "Tarzan...

A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail...

While the priest was presenting a children's sermon he asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. In response to the...

> I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. > > > > I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. > > > > I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. > > > > Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a...

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the...