The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the...

A woman visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor.A woman visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her...

WE have a raffle for a Buzz xrs4500 Thanks to NBS and the Buzz team raffle will be open to all members and staff, Excluding duhhud the winner of the last Buzz box Rules are simple ! guess every 8 HR Winner will receive a Buzz xrs4500 I am thinking of a song from the 60s,70s or 80s I need the...

Are my testicles black?  A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed...

WE have a raffle coming up for a Buzz xrs4500 Thanks to NBS and the Buzz team raffle will be open to all members and staff, Excluding duhhud the winner of the last Buzz box As soon as I decide on what the raffle will be Ill post It

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the...

While installing a new door, I found one of the hinges missing. I asked my wife if she would go to Home Depot to pick one up. She said she would. While waiting for the Manager to finish serving another customer, her eye caught two beautiful bathroom faucets - one for the sink and one for the...

Due to the current upset situation caused by the Corona Virus in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire...

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she...

The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling...

A couple of buddies made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die and, true to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris...

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the...

>> A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. >> >> He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" >> >> She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' >> >>...

Raffle for a Buzz XR4500 A big thanks t bwcbob for sponsoring this raffle This raffle is open to all members and staff Rules 1 guess every 8 hr First correct answer wins Winner will receive a Buzz XR4500 I found some different music I really like. I need the title of the song and the...

We will be having a raffle in a couple days for a okay it will be for a buzz XR4500 A big thanks t bwcbob for sponsoring this raffle and a awesome person to deal with I have company till mid afternoon tomorrow Once they leave I will get my chit together and post the raffle

A man was telling his doctor that his wife has grown cold after years of marriage, so the doctor gave him a potion to kick start her hormones, But he also told him to only give her two drops, delighted he rushed home with a bottle of wine and made dinner, after the meal He went to the kitchen...

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most...

OK ...... Two good ol’ boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you...

A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home...