'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'

[Farmer1]

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>> I recently went to see my doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age - I am past Seventy Five.
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>> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'
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>> She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
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>> Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' 'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
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>> 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.
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>> She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said...
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>> She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a damn?'

[crazed 9.6]

lol... ain't that the truth :)

[4me2c]

One Can Still DREAM, can't One...?!? ;)

[12icer]

To make the kids wait to get their two dollars, HEHEHEHEH!!

Ah yes like the dream of Being Tommy Lee at that magic moment!!!!

When you pee after standing at the toilet for five minutes.

Another good one Farmer1!!!!