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Farmer1
07-28-2021, 03:12 PM
>>>>>
>>>>> While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in
>>>>> very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled
>>>>> up?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "No," said her husband.
>>>>>
>>>>> She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of
>>>>> her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a
>>>>> soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
>>>>>
>>>>> He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
>>>>>
>>>>> She then asked him, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
>>>>>
>>>>> She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt and
>>>>> seductively reached into her panties..... and pulled out a crumpled
>>>>> fifty dollar bill.
>>>>>
>>>>> He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little
>>>>> quicker with anticipation.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Now," she said, "have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars all crumpled up?"
>>>>>
>>>>> He said, "No!," desperately trying to contain his excitement.
>>>>>
>>>>> She said, "Check the garage."
>>>>>

crazed 9.6
07-28-2021, 03:19 PM
I did not catch the meaning at first..,. but I got it.
lmao, she ain't no dummy :)

Farmer1
07-28-2021, 03:22 PM
shes a smart one LOL

4me2c
07-28-2021, 05:28 PM
One Heck of a paper-weight for 50K...!!!

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