Farmer1
02-23-2021, 06:21 PM
>> From:Subject: Fwd: The Saskatchewan Drunk
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The Saskatchewan Drunk
>>>> Recently, during a routine patrol, an RCMP patrolman parked down the street outside
>>>> a Legion Hall just off the main Street in Saskatchewan.
>>>> After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the Legion Hall. The gentleman was so
>>>> intoxicated that he could barely walk. He then stumbled around the parking lot for a few
>>>> minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his
>>>> keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into.
>>>> He sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook and line out the window and seemed
>>>> to be trying to catch a fish. A number of other patrons paid no attention to this crazy drunk
>>>> as they left the bar and drove off.
>>>> Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night)
>>>> flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and switched on the headlights.
>>>> He then pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed
>>>> a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron
>>>> vehicles left. At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the parking lot and started to
>>>> drive slowly down the road.
>>>> The officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the
>>>> flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over.
>>>> He performed a Breathalyzer test on the gentleman who cooperated fully, and to his amazement.
>>>> the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
>>>> Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to Headquarters.
>>>> This Breathalyzer equipment must be broke.
>>>> "I doubt it," said the truly proud Saskie, "tonight I'm the designated decoy.
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The Saskatchewan Drunk
>>>> Recently, during a routine patrol, an RCMP patrolman parked down the street outside
>>>> a Legion Hall just off the main Street in Saskatchewan.
>>>> After last call, the officer observed a man leaving the Legion Hall. The gentleman was so
>>>> intoxicated that he could barely walk. He then stumbled around the parking lot for a few
>>>> minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his
>>>> keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into.
>>>> He sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook and line out the window and seemed
>>>> to be trying to catch a fish. A number of other patrons paid no attention to this crazy drunk
>>>> as they left the bar and drove off.
>>>> Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night)
>>>> flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and switched on the headlights.
>>>> He then pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed
>>>> a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron
>>>> vehicles left. At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the parking lot and started to
>>>> drive slowly down the road.
>>>> The officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the
>>>> flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over.
>>>> He performed a Breathalyzer test on the gentleman who cooperated fully, and to his amazement.
>>>> the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
>>>> Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to Headquarters.
>>>> This Breathalyzer equipment must be broke.
>>>> "I doubt it," said the truly proud Saskie, "tonight I'm the designated decoy.
