4wheelin
01-31-2021, 10:58 AM
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
When is it okay to beat up a dwarf?
When he's standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.
He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
When is it okay to beat up a dwarf?
When he's standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.
