Farmer1
01-23-2021, 06:32 PM
>
> The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her
> ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
>
> "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?" Ole demanded.
>
> "Well," she said, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
> any."
>
> The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
> decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
>
> Then the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
> also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
>
> "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?"
>
> She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
>
> Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
> $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
>
> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
> her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.
>
> "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?"
>
> She too explains, "You donna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
> any."
>
> The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
>
> "Well fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb ... Tidy yerself up a bit."
>
>
> The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her
> ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
>
> "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?" Ole demanded.
>
> "Well," she said, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
> any."
>
> The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
> decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
>
> Then the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
> also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
>
> "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?"
>
> She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
>
> Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
> $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
>
> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
> her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.
>
> "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?"
>
> She too explains, "You donna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
> any."
>
> The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
>
> "Well fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb ... Tidy yerself up a bit."
>
>
