Farmer1
12-12-2020, 02:12 AM
I went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating . She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?*
I replied: “He can smell she is ready . That is how nature works.*
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again my girlfriend asked: “How the ram knew when the ewe was ready for sex?*
I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.*
We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating the cow. My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are all at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready.*
I said: “Look , it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.*
Anyway, and after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye . She said: “Take care and get yourself checked for Covid-19.*
Surprised, I asked her: “Why do you feel that way?*
She replied: "I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell ...*
I replied: “He can smell she is ready . That is how nature works.*
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again my girlfriend asked: “How the ram knew when the ewe was ready for sex?*
I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.*
We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating the cow. My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are all at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready.*
I said: “Look , it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.*
Anyway, and after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye . She said: “Take care and get yourself checked for Covid-19.*
Surprised, I asked her: “Why do you feel that way?*
She replied: "I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell ...*
