Farmer1
11-08-2020, 03:27 AM
After retiring, a former Drill Sergeant in the
Canadian
Army took a new job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his
back.
He was required to wear a light plaster cast around
the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't
noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself
assigned to the toughest students in the School.
The smart-ass punks, having already heard the new
teacher
was a former soldier, were leery of him and he knew
they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the
new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap.
He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence
The rest of the year went smoothly.
Canadian
Army took a new job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his
back.
He was required to wear a light plaster cast around
the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't
noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself
assigned to the toughest students in the School.
The smart-ass punks, having already heard the new
teacher
was a former soldier, were leery of him and he knew
they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the
new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap.
He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence
The rest of the year went smoothly.
