Shooty
07-29-2020, 03:53 PM
Two old boys were out on the lake fishing.
One pulls out a cigarette and asks his buddy for a light.
His buddy reaches into his tackle box and pull out a Bic lighter that was 10 inches long.
"Holly crap", says the smoker, "Where did you get that thing"?
His buddy, looking embarrased, explains;
"I was walking down to the lake, when I spotted a brass teapot".
"I wiped it off and suddenly vapour came out of the spout, and a Genie appeared"
"He said he would grant me a wish for finding his lamp".
"So I told him my wish"
He said "What".
"So I told him again"
He said, "You sure thats what you want"?
"You only get one Wish".
I said "Of course thats what I want"
"OK"
Thats when he gave me the 10 inch Bic.
Turns out he was hard of hearing!
One pulls out a cigarette and asks his buddy for a light.
His buddy reaches into his tackle box and pull out a Bic lighter that was 10 inches long.
"Holly crap", says the smoker, "Where did you get that thing"?
His buddy, looking embarrased, explains;
"I was walking down to the lake, when I spotted a brass teapot".
"I wiped it off and suddenly vapour came out of the spout, and a Genie appeared"
"He said he would grant me a wish for finding his lamp".
"So I told him my wish"
He said "What".
"So I told him again"
He said, "You sure thats what you want"?
"You only get one Wish".
I said "Of course thats what I want"
"OK"
Thats when he gave me the 10 inch Bic.
Turns out he was hard of hearing!
