A tourist was admiring the necklace....

[bwcbob]

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Native American.

"What is it made of?" she asked.

"Alligator's teeth," the man replied.

"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."

"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."

[4me2c]

Could've been an "I gotcha cha" Moment...! Thanks for the Laughter bob, U Bee Doing a Great Service, 4me Just Wants You to Know That... I'm sure Others Feel the same way...!

[zaang83]

Carefully!!!! :D :p

[bwcbob]

4me2c Thank You for all the comments. I live to laugh and I am happy to laugh with You !

[crazed 9.6]

I think zaang83 too is getting a real kick outta these jokes :)
We all are in fact, even if we do not respond.
It is a great thing viewing and laughing with these jokes day in and day out

Thnx bwcbob :)

[zaang83]

^^^ Yes I am, the joke forum is awesome! Takes dedication from bob and farmer, thankie!