New ceo

[Farmer1]

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On
a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy aimlessly leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them
know that he meant business.
He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here."
He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and
don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

[bwcbob]

Dumb Ass !! Must have been a Corporate CEO !!

[4me2c]

Those Corp CEO are the Worst...! While being employed at a Base Exchange, the Regional Mgr Job came Open... The man They Hired was a Store Mgr for Rite-Aid(Corp Trained)...!!! Didn't know a Dang Thing about a Military Exhange... I had an Opportunity to ask him why he wanted that Job and he said so he could get July 4th and Veteran's Day OFF...! he had never been in the Military was just Jealous that he had to work on those Days while others were OFF... he lasted about 4 months...!!!

Thanks for the Post Farmer1, Brought back some Good Memories and Plenty of Laughs...! :cool:

[zaang83]

Quite the tip!