What's in a Name *(May be Offensive to the Disabled ... Sorry!!!)

[Shooty]

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, swimming in the water?
... Bob!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, hanging on a wall?
... Art!

What do you call a girl standing with one leg?
... Eileen!

What do you call a Chinese girl standing with one leg?
... Irene!

[dishuser]

what do you call a dog with no legs?
it don't matter,he isn't coming