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10-18-2019, 09:47 AM
I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well' for my age. (I turned 60 this month).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or ride motorcycles ?'
'No, I don't,' I said.( Ha!)
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'
'No,' I said...(Ha!)
He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a sh!t?
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well' for my age. (I turned 60 this month).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or ride motorcycles ?'
'No, I don't,' I said.( Ha!)
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'
'No,' I said...(Ha!)
He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a sh!t?
