Farmer1
08-17-2019, 02:25 AM
Going out for the evening.....
We were dressed and ready to go out for the evening to enjoy dinner
and the theater. I said, "Alexa, turn on some lights in the house."
Several lamps throughout the house turned-on, which made it look like
someone was home. I then covered our pet parrot and put the cat in
the backyard. I brought up my Uber app on my phone and in short-order
arranged for a car.
Within a minute or two our Uber car and driver arrived, so I opened
the front door to leave the house. As my wife and I began to walk out
the door the cat
I had let out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't want
the cat left alone in the house because she always tries to get at the
parrot.
My wife walked on out to the Uber car, while I went back inside to get
the cat. The darned thing then ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the Uber vehicle, my wife didn't want the driver to know
that the house would be empty for the night so, she explained to him
that I would be out soon. "My husband is just going upstairs to say
good-by to my mother," she said.
A few minutes later, I got into the car and said, "Sorry I took so
long. That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her
in the ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But
it worked! I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the
backyard! She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the Uber car was deafening!!!!!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the evening to enjoy dinner
and the theater. I said, "Alexa, turn on some lights in the house."
Several lamps throughout the house turned-on, which made it look like
someone was home. I then covered our pet parrot and put the cat in
the backyard. I brought up my Uber app on my phone and in short-order
arranged for a car.
Within a minute or two our Uber car and driver arrived, so I opened
the front door to leave the house. As my wife and I began to walk out
the door the cat
I had let out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't want
the cat left alone in the house because she always tries to get at the
parrot.
My wife walked on out to the Uber car, while I went back inside to get
the cat. The darned thing then ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the Uber vehicle, my wife didn't want the driver to know
that the house would be empty for the night so, she explained to him
that I would be out soon. "My husband is just going upstairs to say
good-by to my mother," she said.
A few minutes later, I got into the car and said, "Sorry I took so
long. That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her
in the ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But
it worked! I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the
backyard! She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the Uber car was deafening!!!!!
