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06-10-2019, 09:56 AM
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered" Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said "That's alright.
I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered" Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said "That's alright.
I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
