A little old man shuffled slow...

[bwcbob]

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.


After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.


The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"


"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

[andkaal]

Very, very funny bwcbob.:D