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03-29-2019, 10:25 AM
A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don't match, one is red and the other is white.
Her friend sees her out and says, "You know your socks don't match, right?
You're wearing one red sock and one white sock."
The blonde responds, "That's so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home."
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.
"Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth.
Her friend sees her out and says, "You know your socks don't match, right?
You're wearing one red sock and one white sock."
The blonde responds, "That's so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home."
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.
"Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth.
