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01-22-2019, 11:30 AM
Three priests went to the train station to take a trip to Pittsburgh.
The senior father looked to the youngest and said, "Will you go to the booth and buy the tickets for us?"
The young priest timidly replied, "Yes Father." And he headed for the ticket booth.
When he gets to the window, he sees that the young woman selling tickets is wearing a VERY low cut neckline and is VERY endowed.
"Could I have three pickets to Titsburg?" he blurted. And, embarrassed, he ran back to the other two priests and told them what had happened.
The senior father then asked the middle-aged father if he would go to get the tickets.
"And would you please get me two nickels for a dime while you are there?" he added.
"Certainly!" the middle-aged priest replied, "I'll be right back."
When he arrived at the booth, he said "I'd like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and give me two nipples for a dime."
And, embarrassed, he ran back to the other two priests and told them what had happened.
The senior father was angry and said, "You two wait here, I'll go and get them myself!"
And he stormed off to the ticket booth. "I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and two nickels for a dime." he told the young woman,
"And you should be ashamed of yourself, young lady. Dressing that way in a public place!
Why....I'm sure that Saint Fingers is shaking his Peter at you right now!"
And he ran away......
The senior father looked to the youngest and said, "Will you go to the booth and buy the tickets for us?"
The young priest timidly replied, "Yes Father." And he headed for the ticket booth.
When he gets to the window, he sees that the young woman selling tickets is wearing a VERY low cut neckline and is VERY endowed.
"Could I have three pickets to Titsburg?" he blurted. And, embarrassed, he ran back to the other two priests and told them what had happened.
The senior father then asked the middle-aged father if he would go to get the tickets.
"And would you please get me two nickels for a dime while you are there?" he added.
"Certainly!" the middle-aged priest replied, "I'll be right back."
When he arrived at the booth, he said "I'd like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and give me two nipples for a dime."
And, embarrassed, he ran back to the other two priests and told them what had happened.
The senior father was angry and said, "You two wait here, I'll go and get them myself!"
And he stormed off to the ticket booth. "I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and two nickels for a dime." he told the young woman,
"And you should be ashamed of yourself, young lady. Dressing that way in a public place!
Why....I'm sure that Saint Fingers is shaking his Peter at you right now!"
And he ran away......
