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12-28-2018, 10:45 AM
One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by Bill, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
"Wow Bill, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the postman comments.
Bill in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.
We had about fifteen couples from around the neighbourhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. We got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'Who Am I.'"
The postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is."
The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
"Probably a good thing you did," Bill responds. "Your name came up four or five times."
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by Bill, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
"Wow Bill, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the postman comments.
Bill in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.
We had about fifteen couples from around the neighbourhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. We got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'Who Am I.'"
The postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is."
The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
"Probably a good thing you did," Bill responds. "Your name came up four or five times."
