To Your Health . .

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To Your Health . .

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word
on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional
studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


3. The Chinese drink very little red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


4. The Italians drink a lot of red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...


5. The Germans drink a lot of beer
and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.




CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.