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10-25-2018, 10:10 AM
A traveling salesman stops at a farmhouse.
The farmer says, I could put you up for one night, but you'll have to stay in the barn.
So he spends the night there and the next morning the farmer comes in and asks "were you comfortable?"
The salesman replies I had a great time, I spent half the night talking to all the animals.
You talked to the animals?
Yeah I spoke to the chickens, they say you collect the eggs every morning exactly at five minutes after six.
That's exactly right. He says,
The horse tells me his name is Otis, you've owned him for 10 years.
That's incredible.!!
I also spoke to the cow, the cow says that her name is Elsie and you milk her every morning at exactly 8:30.
And then I spoke to the sheep.
And the farmer replies, "Those sheep are lying."
The farmer says, I could put you up for one night, but you'll have to stay in the barn.
So he spends the night there and the next morning the farmer comes in and asks "were you comfortable?"
The salesman replies I had a great time, I spent half the night talking to all the animals.
You talked to the animals?
Yeah I spoke to the chickens, they say you collect the eggs every morning exactly at five minutes after six.
That's exactly right. He says,
The horse tells me his name is Otis, you've owned him for 10 years.
That's incredible.!!
I also spoke to the cow, the cow says that her name is Elsie and you milk her every morning at exactly 8:30.
And then I spoke to the sheep.
And the farmer replies, "Those sheep are lying."
