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04-09-2018, 10:48 AM
Two Americans decide to start a bungee jumping business in Mexico.
They're almost done setting up on a bridge by a city but first they have to test to see if the cord will work.
So one of the men ties the cord to himself, jumps off, and comes back up with scratches on his face.
So they get a shorter cord and the same guy tests it again.
Before he jumps, the entire city are standing at the bottom, staring up at him, with brooms in their hands.
He jumps and this time he comes back up with bruises and a broken bone.
The other guy says to him, "I thought that would be the perfect length that time."
The other guy that jumped replies, βIt was. By the way, what the hell is a pinata?β
They're almost done setting up on a bridge by a city but first they have to test to see if the cord will work.
So one of the men ties the cord to himself, jumps off, and comes back up with scratches on his face.
So they get a shorter cord and the same guy tests it again.
Before he jumps, the entire city are standing at the bottom, staring up at him, with brooms in their hands.
He jumps and this time he comes back up with bruises and a broken bone.
The other guy says to him, "I thought that would be the perfect length that time."
The other guy that jumped replies, βIt was. By the way, what the hell is a pinata?β