Smart ass boss

[Farmer1]

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have S.X with you. I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done.”

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, “Do it but ask him for $2000, then pick up the money so quickly that he wouldn’t even have enough time to undress himself.” So she agrees.

Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, “What happened?”

She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still fxxking!”

[andkaal]

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have S.X with you. I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done.”

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, “Do it but ask him for $2000, then pick up the money so quickly that he wouldn’t even have enough time to undress himself.” So she agrees.

Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, “What happened?”

She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still fxxking!”

Ha, ha, ha,..That is a good one. I bet he used penny's and it's been 2 days now.

[Ryu]

hahahahhahaha :cool:

[Farmer1]

In thinking both here and her boyfriend are blonde

[bwcbob]

Bahahahahaha

[andkaal]

How or Where, is She Holding that Phone...?!?

He has his speaker phone on "max". It is the 2nd day now for her, and she only has picked up $800.00 only. She got $1,200.00 more pennies to go. Looks she won't see her boy friend until next week. That guy has her putting them pennies in penny rolls. Hope she can walk to the bank after all that.:p

[Ryu]

How or Where, is She Holding that Phone...?!?

actually phone was in her bag and she had bluetooth in her ear. :cool: