So How ya Feeling?........

[bwcbob]

At big event this guy is carrying two plates of food from the buffet- one for his girl-friend and one for himself.

As they enter the large hall to sit at a long table, everyone looks up and starts moving their chairs to make room for the couple to sit.

At the same time the girl says, "Honey, give me the keys to the car, I need to get something."

He looks at the plates in his hands and says, "Well, I can't give them to you right now...but you can reach in my pocket and get them."

Everyone is looking as she reaches into his pants.

She smiles bashfully as she looks around and said, "I feel a little funny."

He replies, "Feel a little deeper and you will feel NUTS!"

[Gabacho]

It really came from Groucho Marx:

Groucho most certainly did make off color jokes on You Bet Your Life that made it past the censors. My favorite was when he invited a young woman to take a $5 bill from his pocket after she’d said the secret word. As she reached into his pocket she said, giggling, “I feel crazy, ” to which Groucho replied, “dig a little deeper, you’ll feel nuts! “

[4me2c]

Funny Then, Funny Still...!

http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-not-events-have-the-power-to-make-me-happy-or-unhappy-today-i-can-choose-which-it-groucho-marx-18-92-76.jpg

[bwcbob]

Groucho was one of the finest of what I call "practical comedians" of all time. He could take a situation and always make it work !!!!

[bwcbob]

Funny Then, Funny Still...!

http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-not-events-have-the-power-to-make-me-happy-or-unhappy-today-i-can-choose-which-it-groucho-marx-18-92-76.jpg

Thanks for this - its puts a face on the theme - for all the "younger" folks who may not have known him