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03-15-2018, 11:32 AM
A young Chinese couple gets married.
She's a virgin, and truth be told, he is a virgin, too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her new husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring, 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting...just anyting you want. You juss ass me. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her response and request.
She shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I hear about from odda girls .............. Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence from him this time.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ............
'You want "garic chicken wif snow peas"?'
She's a virgin, and truth be told, he is a virgin, too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her new husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring, 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting...just anyting you want. You juss ass me. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her response and request.
She shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I hear about from odda girls .............. Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence from him this time.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ............
'You want "garic chicken wif snow peas"?'
