CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'


Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss Says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
Feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours

Later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be
At work soon.........You got nice house'