Lubricant

[Farmer1]

Way down in the out ports of Newfoundland , Murph's wife had been pregnant for some time and now the time had
come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to
deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over
at Murphy and said, "Hey, Murph! You just had you a son! Ain't dat
grand!!"
Murph got excited by this, but just then the doctor
spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then
delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Murph! You got
you a daughter!!!! She a pretty lil ting, too...." Murph got
kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we
still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another
boy and said, "Murph, you just had yourself another boy!"

Murph said to the doctor, "Doc, what caused all of dem babies?"

The doctor said, "You never know Murph, it was
probably something that happened during conception."

Murph said, "Ah yeah, during conception."

When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he

sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night

that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil."

She said, "Yeah, I remember dat night..."

Murph said, "I'll tell you, bye, it's a good ting we didn't use dat WD-40!!"