wickedjoker
05-17-2016, 06:22 AM
young man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice... "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the people in the library started staring at him. He was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly over to his table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I bet you felt embarrassed, right?" He responded in a very loud voice: "$1500 FOR ONE NIGHT? I'M NOT PAYING YOU THAT!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. Then he whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to really screw people".
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice... "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the people in the library started staring at him. He was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly over to his table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I bet you felt embarrassed, right?" He responded in a very loud voice: "$1500 FOR ONE NIGHT? I'M NOT PAYING YOU THAT!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. Then he whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to really screw people".
