wickedjoker
05-09-2016, 04:48 AM
Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim sitting at the end of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Bob says "Jim what are you so happy for?"
"Well Bob I gotta tell ya. Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and a redhead came up to me. Tits out to here, Bob. Tits out to HERE! She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat'? I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat'. So I took her way out Bob. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim! She couldn't swim Bob. She couldn't swim!"
The next day Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim sitting at the end of the bar with an even bigger smile on his face. Bob says "What are you happy about today Jim?" "Well Bob... I gotta tell ya... yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits to here Bob. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat'. So I took her way out Bob. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim Bob! She couldn't swim!'
A couple days pass and Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim crying over a beer. Bob says "Jim what are you so sad for?"
"Well Bob I gotta tell ya... yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here Bob. Tits WAY out to here. She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat. So I took her way out Bob way WAY out... much further than the last two I turned off the key and looked at her tits and said It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and... she had a pecker BOB! She had this great BIG pecker!! And I can't swim BOB! I can't swim!"
"Well Bob I gotta tell ya. Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and a redhead came up to me. Tits out to here, Bob. Tits out to HERE! She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat'? I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat'. So I took her way out Bob. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim! She couldn't swim Bob. She couldn't swim!"
The next day Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim sitting at the end of the bar with an even bigger smile on his face. Bob says "What are you happy about today Jim?" "Well Bob... I gotta tell ya... yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits to here Bob. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat'. So I took her way out Bob. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim Bob! She couldn't swim!'
A couple days pass and Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim crying over a beer. Bob says "Jim what are you so sad for?"
"Well Bob I gotta tell ya... yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here Bob. Tits WAY out to here. She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat. So I took her way out Bob way WAY out... much further than the last two I turned off the key and looked at her tits and said It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and... she had a pecker BOB! She had this great BIG pecker!! And I can't swim BOB! I can't swim!"
