Pharmacy

[Farmer1]

This is what we seniors go thru. The other day I went over to our
nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of
the store to where the Pharmacists' Counter is located and took out my
little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the
counter.

The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me. I said,
"Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a senior citizen... I guess the Pharmacist just went along
with me, and picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on
his tongue and swilled it around.

Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look
in his eyes yelled, "HELL, NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that pharmacy, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly there anyway.