4wheelin
01-27-2016, 10:56 AM
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:"Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But I swear by God Almighty, I'm going to kill whoever put novocaine in the condom!"
