4wheelin
01-24-2016, 10:33 AM
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper.""What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!""I know all that.""Then why did you invite a friend for supper?""Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
