4wheelin
12-26-2015, 10:28 AM
A passenger taps a taxi driver on his shoulder. The driver s**ts himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window."f**k-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger."Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."